Hookers & Blow accounting

 

Welcome

You managed to not get arrested doing illegal shit. Now let us help you screw the IRS and write off your hedonism with the most angry accountant in the world!

 

OUR MISSION

We don't care if you're a degenerate. We just like helping people pay less taxes.

CORE VALUE

Our core value is: Fuck the IRS without getting fucked in return!

MEET THE TEAM

Not us. We don't want the government to see this website and connect it to our faces.

 

Note to the government: this entire website is a joke. please spend your time chasing down real criminals, like murderers and democrats